RAs are often painted as villains in college stories, but we hate getting you into trouble as much as you hate getting in trouble. Of course, there are instances where you deserve to get called out on your dumb shit—like spraying AXE Body Spray in the hallway in a lame attempt to cover up the fact you just smoked weed in your room.
We can’t exactly be your friend, but we’re definitely not your parent. Deal with it. And for the record, RAs can get in trouble too (AXE Body Spray didn’t work for me either).
Lisa Winston is a writer living in California.