Just want to check once. Only five minutes. Holy cow, look at all these likes. I’m so funny… original… creative. I should do this more. What else are people up to? When was the last time I saw her? Wow, they got married? When did she have a kid?
Oh no, not again. Another hour wasted. Why is my attention span so short? I’m hopeless… lost… unfocused.
Wow, that’s interesting. That would make a great Facebook status. I’ll log in, but just for five minutes.
Max Schouweiler is a writer living in Los Angeles.